ARTBACK MOUNTAIN

DJ Hamhock: I want to get a tattoo of you on my back.
DJ Hamhock: Right in the middle of it.
DJ Hamhock: Underneath your face, it will say “The Beard.”
DJ Keef: YEAH!
DJ Keef: If you’d like, I can accompany you to the tattoo parlor of your choice and pose for the artist.  With or without a shirt.  Your decision.
DJ Hamhock: No. I want to use the photo from your facebook profile.
DJ Keef: Well, true artists say that there’s no substitute for working from real life.
DJ Keef: But I respect your decision.