Dear Mom-

A very disturbing phrase became apart of my lexicon today per a movie

recommendation from you. I viewed one film ‘Harold and Kumar Go To

White Castle’ and while I was astounded that my mother would recommend

a movie about two wild, dope fiend, easternworlders- I was more

baffled that a movie recommendation from my mother would ever include

the phrase ‘BATTLE SHITS’ prominently in it’s script. That was

certainly a bold and creative choice on the director’s part and I’d

like to congratulate him on staying true to his vision, even though

that’s the most grotesque thing humanity has had to witness since

entertainment news wouldn’t stop showing clips of the Paris Hilton

video tape.

I mean, really, that was probably the most terrifying thing I’ve seen

in a movie and if that is what it’s like on the inside of women’s

restrooms across America, I’m even more terrified.

Mom, from now on, warn me if there’s going to be ‘BATTLE SHITS’ in a movie. Ok?

Love,

Bill

P.S.

No, but seriously- that movie was really funny.