February 25, 2009

BEER CLUB IS MIGHTY

Filed under: Uncategorized — bill @ 2:11 pm

“I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.” -Noel Coward

“Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies, come to life and fade away. What care I how the day advances, I am drinking ale today.” -Edgar Allan Poe

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. -Ambrose Bierce

Largely due to the overwhelming volume of work I’ve been experiencing lately, I have fallen behind in my blogging and my beer blogging. However, Beer Club has still been a constant shine to my week. Here’s what we’ve tried out lately. The road to 200 continues. For reasons of laziness I will not be giving all the fun little factoids that I did for the first 20 beers I had.

Beer #21 Real Ale Blanco Pale

Beer #22 Breckenridge Vanilla Porter

Beer #23 Belhaven Twisted Thistle

Barb has become a big fan of this brew, and I gotta give it mad props too. It’s a truly delicious IPA.

Beer #24 Live Oak Hefeweizen

Beer #25 Like Oak Big Bark Amber

Beer #26 Live Oak IPA

Beer #27 Stone Ruination IPA

This beer cost me 11 damn dollars at the bar. No joke. It was 22 ounces though. They also brew the Arrogant Bastard Ale and I’m a big fan of that.

Beer #28 Avery Maharaja IPA

This was recommended to me by a waitress at the Flying Saucer and it deserves props too.

Beer #29 Samuel Smith Nut Brown Ale

Beer #30 512 IPA

Beer #31 Warsteiner Dunkel

Beer #32 Saint Arnold Lawnmower

February 14, 2009

All of My Love: A Valentine’s Song

Filed under: Uncategorized — bill @ 4:06 pm

I have been saving
all my love
for you
and I will use it
in spite.
When you whisper
“sleep tight”
and turn out the light
you will cry yourself
to sleep each night.

My love is like a lasso knotted in a noose.
My love is a locket hurled in abuse.

I have been saving
all my love
for you
and it burns
all the way down.
Like acid reflux
you know
you can taste it
in the back
of your mouth.

My love is like the asphalt sticking to your shoes.
My love is like a paper cut slicing so quickly through you.

I have been saving
all my love
for you
and it’s not
worth a goddamn.
You think you’ll be
happy then you’ll
run away.
get away
as fast as you can.

My love is like a puddle that you haved stepped into.
My love is like a cigarette and it’s giving you cancer too.

February 3, 2009

Further Adventures In Beer Knurding

Filed under: Uncategorized — bill @ 10:21 am

“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” -Homer Simpson

Last night was a very special edition of Beer Club at the Flying Saucer. In fact, it was the damned fanciest night we’ve spent there yet. If my life suddenly took a turn into the realm of that movie “Groundhog Day”, I would be quite content to know that every night I would get to go sample some high octane beer courtesy of the Allagash Brewing Company of Portland, Maine.

Allagash is all about the Belgians, baby. This brewery got it’s start in 1995 and currently distributes beer in 14 states. Last night, we got to sample some of their wares and eat some food and learn all about what we were drinking. It was quite enjoyable. It was a wonderful way to spend a Monday night. I have no complaints.

There was even better news for those of us with the UFO cards: we got to count all five beers towards our total. That means I’m currently 10% of the way towards 200. Here’s what I drank last night. Included for your reading pleasure will also be a brief description of the accompanying dish.

Beer #16 Allagash White

Allagash White is the brewery’s first beer. It’s a 5% alcohol traditional Belgian wheat beer and was described as tasting of spices and passion fruits. It was pleasant. Perhaps even quaint. It was not my favorite of the beers we drank over the course of the night, but then, it was also the weakest one we drank too. It was served with a goat cheese salad with balsamic vinaigrette dressing. The salad also contained little treats like walnuts and raisins.

Beer #17 Allagash Tripel

Allagash Tripel was up next. It was a 9% alcohol Belgian Ale, though apparently the brewer feels it is a tad dryer than traditional Belgian Beers (Chimay, for example). It tastes of passion fruits [they love the shit out of passion fruits. -ED], honey, and banana. This beer left me with a big stupid, happy, ear to ear grin. It was not only high octane for a beer, but tasty too. It was served with a lump crab cake with mango salso. The crab cake was pretty tasty too.

Beer #18 Allagash Odyssey

This was the point where everything really ramped up. Allagash Odyssey is a 10.4% alcohol dark barrel aged wheat beer. Allagash age a portion of the beer in New American Medium Toast Oak, and a portion in stainless steel for more than six months. Apparently, the portion aged in the Toast Oak barrel is totally undrinkable if not mixed with the stainless steel portion. We were told that 25% of the end product comes from the Oak barrel and the remaining 75% is from the stainless steel. This beer was paired with an almond crusted chicken and green beans which, I accidentally, spilled most of all over my pants. Luckily I had eaten most of the chicken before this had happened. As my friend, the one time Commissioner of Soils & Water to Pottawattamie County Iowa, Mr. Mike Edrington is fond of saying “I can’t have nice things.” I don’t generally feel this way, but I sure love quoting it.

Beer #19 Allagash Musette

Our fourth beer for the evening was the Allagash Musette, a scotch ale, that clocked in at 10% alcohol content as well.

By this point, I was feeling a little boozy and quite honestly my notes on this beer are complete shit. For that reason we’ll be referring to the Allagash homepage :

Our interpretation of a Belgian-inspired Scotch ale, Musette undergoes a caramelization process in the kettle, where the first runnings are condensed and caramelized, imparting a unique and subtle caramel character and amber color to the beer. Following fermentation with a Belgian strain of yeast, a portion of it is aged in oak bourbon barrels for an additional three months. Musette offers up raisin, ripened banana, and hints of licorice aromas. Its taste is malty and caramel with a hint of roast, and its warm finish strikes a balance between dry and caramel characters with a hint of smoke..

Allagash Musette was served up with Beef Briscuit and Wasabi Mashed Potatoes, which the serving staff graciously brought our table another round. Excellent.

Beer #20 Allagash Curieux

The final beer for the evening was the Allagash Curieux (French, like ze Belgians speak, for “Curious”). This beer was Tripel Ale aged in a Jim Beam barrel for 8 weeks and packing a 10.5% alcohol content. It tastes of vanilla, coconut, and a hint of bourbon. It was a very good beer to serve with desert, which also ended up being a favorite flavor of mine: Bananas Foster.

Damned if that wasn’t a fancy night out. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I love Beer Club.

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