One of my co-workers posted a link to THIS website in our work chat and I was immediately reminded of the scourge of my early tech support years: the Netpliance I-Opener. There’s also a bizarre blog from a user of the Go Computer that reads like the worst ad copy you’ll ever see.

Oh, but we’re not done yet. I was interested in learning more about First Street, the company who makes this product and found a veritable gold mine of Senior Citizen themed products.

The Little Sleeper

Which as a sleep machine, boasts of having “3 hours of clinically proven music for sleep”.

There’s everyone’s favorite Cell Phone too:

The Jitterbug

and an entire catalogue of Mobility Solutions- you know, Chairlifts & whatnot.

But this one… oh this one, totally blew my fucking mind:

A Steel Drum

Which boasts that it’s “Non-violent, non-video, non-computer entertainment”.

Because everyone knows about the violent entertainment that Senior Citizens are constantly subjected to!