so much for justice. i decided at halftime to have a bowl of frosted flakes. silly me. as i was pouring the milk the bowl jumped off the counter and onto the floor, shattering and spilling shards of ceramic bowl, cereal, and milk all over the kitchen floor. it wasn’t horrible […]
why am i so goddamn fucking tired? i have been yawning all day, the kind of yawns that take over your body and turn you into some sort of howdy doody-esque ventroliquist’s dummy for their bidding. i’m so irritated and irate. i have somehow managed to get a papercut on the tip […]
did the stuffing, did the dew, did the deed. sent mopete in for criticism and hatred, along with a note of apology. i goated the asshole on the train on monday who refused to let me plug my laptop in so i could charge the battery, rendering my computer useless during the painful, […]
so let it be done, so let it be written. (not necessarily in that order.) i’m less than a hundred words away from my assigned count, but even after three bowls of sugar-laden frosted flakes i cannot keep my eyes open, so i will finish in the morning at work. also left to […]
