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in honor of both the impending EARTHWORMS FROM OUTER SPACE attack and mrscott, i washed down my lunch leftovers with a code red mountain dew. i never drink normal mountain dew, but i decided i’d give it a shot since they didn’t have red bull.
it was gross. but i finished […]
bring it, bitch.
i was all set to ride downtown and get some clam chowder and deposit my paychecks when, surprise!, my front tire is entirely, totally, irrevocably and untenably flat. suck suck suck. ended up at andy’s across the street, chicken salad wrap and fries, $5.13, it was good and i brought half […]
well, i fucked up again. i try to help and make things better and it just results in disaster. as usual. as always.
(getting screamed at by your father online is at once comical and just as awful as when it is happening in person.)
arnieofwoods: GODDAMIT!!! I SAID DO NOT ZAP IT…IT IS […]
