blah blah blah fuck off.
yeah, you.
me?
yeah. you.
haha!
anyway. i should be doing something productive, so i’m going to go get a code red so i can stop falling asleep on the keyboard and then sit in the corner and think for a while instead of staring at espn.com thinking about how wonderful vince carter […]
my new trick is foolishly saying to myself, self, why don’t you see if you still have that mad skill that allows you to wake yourself up whenever you want just by thinking about it before you go to sleep? so i’ve been waking up at 4a and then 5a for the past couple […]
ps y assaulted me with a gatorade bottle to the head and then claimed it was a beachball. i am skeptical. also she did a pole dance while singing a song about bananas. relief and rescue efforts welcome.
zxjkw: I must find out what PAsex is like. I NEED YOUR HELP.
zxjkw: a […]
amazingly, accomplished all tasks set out before me today, plus a bonus pitch for ew that appears to be being studiously ignored. sigh. but! biked downtown on y’s bike. the ride downtown is downhill, so i didn’t get too horribly hot even though it was a scorcher today. y’s bike […]
