mendacity

i am done with the shitty mcshitshit malcolm story. i was pretty much done with it yesterday, but it didn’t close. all changes are in. it better fucking close early.

i wanna fall in love tonight.

i think paul stole my pen. the office supply situation here is getting out of control. the main supply drawer has like two ballpoints and a couple of charcoal pencils and a roll of double-sided tape left. no highlighters (my yellow one is almost dead), no !ballpoints. i have one blue […]

jesus balls, what a terrible episode of buffy. seriously.

i rule the web and the seven seas.

thanks, sheri! i am now the proud parent of joey fatone (jr!) and justin bobbleheads. they are rad. they are also scary, since in the bizarre world of bobbleheads, joey fatone is svelter than jbabe. wtf?

drudge has unearthed the best photo of cher ever.

the […]

so purim with the fam fell through last night, obviously. thanks, josh hartnett’s bitchy publicist who should most definitely DIE. purim was reconvened at sheri and jeremie’s. we made hamantaschen (okay, sheri made them) and watched vip (as always) and rope, which i stole from work on dvd.

sheri’s secret present is now […]

today sucked. i’m going to connecticut, where it sucks far less.

today i’m listening to john vanderslice. he is good, and not just because he has an excellent name. go download stuff from him.

also, read about subversive us-iranian satellite tv.

my banana pants are loose. i suspect this means they’ve been stretched somehow, and that i need to get new ones, because it’s really […]

it’s just another way to avoid.

you know what sucks? when christian and kula are supposed to come over to watch bucks-pistons and then ditch for usa-canada hockey. oh well, it will be done another time. meanwhile, i flip back and forth between basketball and hockey. that’s the magic of splitting the cable between tivo and vcr. […]

it should be illegal to be up this early on a sunday after getting home at 2a.