i get uncomfortable and creeped out now watching people crumbling on screen. not a little chin tremble or whatever, but the whole nine gallons. i think it’s a byproduct of last spring. i just can’t bring myself to look, to be in the moment, to engage that emotion. not because i’m […]
it frightens me that alf is back on television. in commercials. for 10-10-220.
buffy and spike have a truly appalling amount of sex. or maybe it’s just that upn shows them having a truly appalling amount of sex.
that didn’t take long. walking out of work, through the lobby, i caught a streak of red pantsuit out of my eye and looked to the left and who was standing there laughing it up with a couple of suits and hangers-on but miss eyelids herself, greta van susteren! needless to say i […]
it is so worth it to hemorrhage all my money eating at JEWEL BAKO. i just called for a friday night res (me, gabe, jill) and they remembered me. like, over the phone. all i have was my first name. is my voice really that memorable/awful? i don’t know. […]
the new subway trains have pre-recorded stop announcements. i’ve never heard this one, though, until tonight: “ladies and gentlemen, thank you for riding with mta new york city transit!” the recording man was disturbingly excited, like his next job on the track was to ooze “it’s saturday night live!”. very strange.
a girl […]
