in yet another valiant attempt at procrastination, i just called allmovie to check on the res/cover i submitted last week via email. i called them up. a scary receptionist answered. i asked for hr. she asked why. i said to check on a resume i sent last week. she […]
several trips to and from secretary of state later.. i have a blue license plate. the hideous sunset plate is back where it belongs, aka far far away from me. now i just have to attach my new plate to my car. the sos woman almost gave me shit for just having […]
today’s burning question: are brad pitt and rivers cuomo having a beard-growing contest?
the mtv movie awards, in four parts:
[act i]
twingo16: i am always scared when my computer is so near my womb for so long. like it’s radiating my unborn babies
oppsie1: i just peed my pants
oppsie1: maybe you should radiate kelly osbourne’s unborn babies
[act […]
