i had the most fucked up dream of all time. i was trapped in russia. russia deserves italics, to emphasize how fucked up it is to dream about being trapped in russia. it was ultralong and involved and russia of course was actually represented partially by the fictional city that always appears […]
it was scary down the stretch but the pistons pulled it out tonight. i hope they have an easier time on friday (and that fat-oine doesn’t come back like he said he would), because they need to have energy left the next night for the nets. and for me, of course.
the dog is […]
Sleepy Rummy: i cant tilt my head to the right
oppsie1: i told you sucking your own dick was dangerous.
Sleepy Rummy: yeah well
Sleepy Rummy: gotta test your limits
this livejournal may be the most brilliant satire ever perpetrated on the internet, and that includes the kid who loves ninjas. my only regret is that i only stumbled across it today and not weeks ago when it was in its infancy, watching it gather steam and genius as each new element is introduced. […]
super sucker is a really bad movie, in case you couldn’t tell from the title and the poster. i have to shit out 350 words on it, and i feel kind of bad because it was shot in michigan, but really that’s kind of an embarrassment for michigan.
my throat hurts so unbelievably bad. it’s to the point where i get excited when my phlegm production goes up because it coats the painful rawness of my throat. i wish i knew what the source of this was. it’s not strep, because i have no tonsils. i don’t really have […]
yeah. i’m sick. it’s really just head congestion, making me a serious phlegmbot, but it sucks. i took an actifed that seems to be working, so i might go back to bed. it’s mostly annoying because it’s so mild in all other ways than being unable to breathe through nose without […]
spent all night talking over archdale with bogin. it went well. he is a good bouncer of ideas. dougie and buck are much clearer to me now, even if i have no idea what happens.
the dog has finally crossed the line in my room. she realized that my bathroom is a […]
today’s version of how my life can instantly become impossibly more shitty than it already was: i go to take a drink of water before i get into bed and somehow, i’m not even sure how, managed to dump the entire contents of the glass over the side of my nightstand. a glass. […]
woke up at 5a to discover, yup, i’m sick. fucking mcchristballs. i’m so irate. i popped an actifed and slept until 1030a.
accomplished thus far today: emailed jnews about doing a first-person story on volunteering for israel, which i think would be a good experience for me and double excellent if i could get […]
