the weather turned a couple of days ago so i’ve been walking the dog instead of putting her in the bag, which is a minefield of ossified dogshit. i’m walking her half an hour ago when i see this dog loping around in the street unattached to a leash or a person. so […]
it warmed up here, which means the goddamn sowbugs are back in my bathroom. jesus christballs i hate them.
i am home. i taped two stons games while i was gone and kept a strict embargo on any and all information, which meant i had to seriously ride the remote while watching games in florida because the pistons got mentioned a lot. because they RULE. anyway, i made it through one […]
one review down, one to go. it’s amazing what going to florida does to my work ethic. here it is a full 14 hours before my reviews are due and i’m already halfway done-miraculous. meanwhile, every time my body itches, which is often, i think there are bugs crawling on me. […]
so what happened to my leg was i was getting out of the car and the one tiny patch of ice that hadn’t disappeared from the driveway ended up under my foot. naturally, i slipped. naturally, i came down smack on the front flat of my left calf, bruising the shit out of […]
sometimes having a sister is so unfamiliarly fun. after i got home from babysitting adam tonight (olivia went to see annie, so it was just us.. we ate peanut butter on swirly cinnamon bread and danced to justin timberlake on the radio) i went up to sarah’s room to show her the big fucking […]
sigh. i am so in love with ben gibbard.
jillsinger16: “FoleyGoalie is especially useful for catheter protection in male patients with impaired mental status who tamper with their catheters.”
oppsie1: you are making that up.
jillsinger16: why because i will only talk to you about URINARY TRACT INJURY?
oppsie1: I WANT YOUR JOB
oppsie1: keep it clean, kidney bean.
jillsinger16: […]
npoo: i just thought you should know that vicki lawrence is doing a two-woman show as herself and ‘mama’ next week in vegas
oppsie1: oh sweet jesus save me a seat
npoo: plus she follows air supply’s engagement
oppsie1: too bad air supply won’t still be there, you could just stay in the place and wait.
npoo: yeah, why […]
i can’t get over how smart i am! one of the things i dread most on a deadline nba night is digging through my email to find the original assignment email so i know how many words and stuffings i need. i find that totally depressing for no particular reason. this time […]
it is just my luck to pull a grodypants apple paczki from the paczki pile at 7-11. sigh. at least i got two red bulls that somewhat make up for it.
