walking the dog around the block makes me feel like a productive member of society. it’s like a charity deed, because really it helps the dog more than it helps me. or something like that.
on christmas i helped make like a thousand ham/cheese sandwiches downtown. i’m pretty killer at quickly producing mediocre […]
so it’s 815a and the phone is ringing for literally the seventh time since 730a and i keep hearing these noises upstairs of people in the kitchen and i am totally fucking irritated because people seriously need to have some consideration and not be active above my bedroom until 10a, so i go upstairs to […]
the urge to go to sleep is strong. i’m trying to fight it, since i’ve got two stories due tomorrow. had a successful evening at slapsticks gathering intelligence for my little review, although it continues to suck not being able to accept free drinks or anything. gabe and kellie went, and we […]
if you have not bookmarked joseph’s blog, you should. damn, that boy is genius incarnate. although i worry i’ll never recover from the death of his doppleganger, jonathan brandis. don’t hang yourself, joe! don’t!
..because there’s always stabbing yourself in the heart with a kitchen knife, or setting yourself on fire like […]
it took me an entire eight minutes of sitting here to realize that it’s the seven o’clock hour, and i still haven’t figured out how i advanced my alarm clock time an hour. i meant to get up at 8a. i considered going back to bed for 45 minutes but i guess i’ll […]
