watching the entourageathon on hbo tonight reminded me that it’s very important i get FILTHY RICH asap. help, i need somebody, anybody. please, please, please.
work has been pretty decent. it’s not too tough and mos def interesting. i spent an entire day this week researching the history of the new york strand […]
today’s quiz:
what does erin hate more?
a) cockroaches
b) people who wear sandals around nyc and then shower in my shower thus leaving filthy floors that i then must step in to shower unless i want to clean them at 130a
c) hot humid hotness humidness
d) waiting for the subway for 20 minutes
e) ALL OF THE ABOVE
so there […]
it’s time.
IT’S TIME.
IT’S TIME!
IT’S PLAYOFF TIME, DETROIT!
LET’S GO TO WORK!!!
i am out of cash. including all the loose change i have sitting on my dresser, i have $3.71 in coins and $2 in bills. the next few days will be a test of my ability to survive on $5.71 and my credit card. should be interesting.
(i opened a local bank account yesterday, […]
wednesday i received an interesting request. the two pr chicks for the museum approached me sitting on intern row and asked if i was erin. i decided it was best not to lie, so i admitted that i was.
“we have a bizarre question for you.”
“okay.”
they both look at each other, like they can’t […]
my first week was good and i’m already plotting how i will spend the rest of my born days working at ammi, earning boucoup neh dollars and using my salary to purchase our dreamhouse in the hamptons. right. i’m really worried that i’m getting too old to live in nyc, because i just […]
you know what i hate more than cockroaches? cockroaches that skitter into my bedroom and MOVE REALLY FUCKING FAST. god, i hate them. i hate them so much. one invaded my room last night and i called swain screaming while he was at the bar. it took the fucker three direct […]
maybe it’s because i’m hungry and have low blood sugar, or maybe it’s because it’s reality, but i just had the Worst Cabbie in the History of the Five Boroughs. i am serious. (also, i am in nyc! hurrah! just arrived at swain’s pad in jackson heights, scoping it out and […]
