there aren’t really any words for how hot out it is right now. so i took a screen capture.
and that’s cooler than two hours ago, when it was 99F. i just got back from dragging three boxes to the evil shipping store two blocks away. they surcharge everything. it’s robbery. […]
went to the gym today for the first time in a week. i am a fucking fat sloth and i can’t stand it. when i get home i’m going to eat nothing but salads and sushi. this is my last week of gluttony. i swear.
while i was waiting for the train […]
sunday is the lord’s day, and you know what that means:
subway! preachers!
i had the pleasure of two different ones today during my vast and varied subway rides.
the first was a young kid, looked about 18. first he showed up in the station while i was waiting for the train, then he got on […]
crazy day. rolled out of the house at noon after waking at 530a with a stomachache to do what the obvious solution to any stomachache is-eat greasy hispanic food. i trotted over to 97th street to meet feldy and his nephew mike in the car feldy had acquired for the day. we headed […]
on my way home tonight, a bag man slipped on the train and stood next to me, since i was sitting on the aisle. first he muttered “there’s no bum in my bag, no bum” and then started mumbling about how terrible “this country” is in a foreign accent. i wanted to tell […]
ugh loggins & messina now won’t get out of my head. cmon bobby darin. cmon.
and neither will this headache. i really loathe my headaches. all day yesterday i suspected one was coming on. every hour or so i’d get a random shooting pain in a random portion of my frontal […]
those fuckers rejected me for the tv show, because we’re not actually buying a house. walker already owns his house. well, maybe you hgtv asshats should UPDATE YOUR GODDAMN APPLICATION SO PEOPLE LIKE ME DON’T GET ALL EXCITED.
We are starting a new series for Home and Garden network that will focus on people […]
it would appear that exercising the creative muscle late at night, especially after having consumed a thai iced coffee earlier in the evening, is a terrible idea if one would like to sleep anytime in the next twelve hours. and i would like to sleep. i am tired, and i have taken three […]
i’m so stoked right now. i just applied to be on this new hgtv show. i’m moving in with walker when i get back home. we are perfect for this. three fat slob roommates move out, one finicky germaphobe moves in. CUE HIJINKS.
i’m so excited about this i can’t even […]
