mendacity

hey guess what we got a dog she’s cute omg responsibility for A LONG TIME yikes whoa.
Ripley!

I’m posting this photo even though it makes me look fat and makes Walker look like he has a mustache.

this past weekend i went to florida to visit my grandma. her one request of me was to bring her some sanders bittersweet hot fudge, which i of course agreed to. (any sane person will agree, even keef, right baby?) so i bought two jars, stuck them in my suitcase, and didn’t […]

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i really hate dorie greenspan right now. i hate her for being perfect, i hate her for having lovely, complicated recipes. i hate my countertops for not being big enough to have a big cookbook on them while still having room for cooking. i hate halving peeled peaches. most of all […]

i have been remiss. in the interim, such amazing events have happened such as dick cheney became president, the fix turned out to be truly in at the nba, and i acquired another niece to neglect.

to sum up:

– applied for, got, and started a new job, same company, a month ago; still feel completely […]

I should be fixing all of the problems with my article on the National, but instead I am stopping in to bring you the following:

HUBIE BROWN HOT DOG COOKER!!!:

fig. 1: original cthulhu hot dog roaster

fig. 2: skeletor

fig. 3: CTHULHUBIE

need I say more?

There has been a lot of mulling going on over at espn.com/nba today. To wit:

This got me thinking about some other possible heds they could have used to make it an all mull, all the time set.

Vin Baker mulls cider, calls AA sponsor
Mehmet Okur reaches out to Asian neighbors, endorses brand of mulligatawny
Wade to […]

I’m a few days late on this because the ship relevant to the Pistons has already sailed thanks to Orlando’s win over Boston last night. But I’m introducing a new word here and now (or new, per Google): playdraftology.

Now, I take playoffology and draftology to mean what it takes for a team to make […]

i have many things to say and report, most of which i will probably forget, but i will make an effort to do so soonly. in a nutshell, the pistons might be getting it together, rip hamilton may or may not be going off the deep end, i just spent four days in nyc […]

Currently watching the Stons-Rockets barnburner-does either team score more than 80 in this game? I doubt it. What I don’t doubt is that Sheed could very well be looking at his next tech suspension tomorrow morning, because this game is being officiated not just by Ken Mauer but also anti-Sheedist Sean Corbin. […]