http://www.keef.net/oppsie Mon, 19 May 2008 03:01:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en hey guess what we got a dog she's cute omg responsibility for A LONG TIME yikes whoa. Ripley! I'm posting this photo even though it makes me look fat and makes Walker look like he has a mustache. http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2008/05/18/youre-still-collating/ From the mixed-up files of things that won't make my upcoming story on EL-P in the Freep... Q: What’s your tour prep regimen, fashion style? Walk me through that. A: I’m absolutely not going to do that. You know American Apparel? You know the ads with the skinny dudes with like one ... http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2008/05/05/building-tomorrows-fathers-today/ this past weekend i went to florida to visit my grandma. her one request of me was to bring her some sanders bittersweet hot fudge, which i of course agreed to. (any sane person will agree, even keef, right baby?) so i bought two jars, stuck them ... http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2007/12/11/im-sorry-ms-jackson/ keef changed our backend and it ate my template.  sad. i'm sure i'll fix it eventually, but in case you haven't noticed lately i'm lazy as all get out.  hopefully the new nba season will compel me to blog more. i had a long terrible dream last night that had a moment ... http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2007/10/14/where-the-power-lines-steal-esses-from-the-hourly-news/ Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging! http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2007/10/14/hello-world/ i really hate dorie greenspan right now. i hate her for being perfect, i hate her for having lovely, complicated recipes. i hate my countertops for not being big enough to have a big cookbook on them while still having room for cooking. i hate halving peeled ... http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2007/08/12/with-what-shall-i-fix-it/ i have been remiss. in the interim, such amazing events have happened such as dick cheney became president, the fix turned out to be truly in at the nba, and i acquired another niece to neglect. to sum up: -- applied for, got, and started a new job, same company, a ... http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2007/07/24/you-forget-what-you-want-to-remember-and-you-remember-what-you-want-to-forget/ I should be fixing all of the problems with my article on the National, but instead I am stopping in to bring you the following: HUBIE BROWN HOT DOG COOKER!!!: fig. 1: original cthulhu hot dog roaster fig. 2: skeletor fig. 3: CTHULHUBIE need I say more? http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2007/05/31/under-the-silvery-silvery-citibank-lights/ There has been a lot of mulling going on over at espn.com/nba today. To wit: This got me thinking about some other possible heds they could have used to make it an all mull, all the time set. Vin Baker mulls cider, calls AA sponsor Mehmet Okur reaches out to Asian neighbors, ... http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2007/05/01/mulligatawny-kitaen/ I'm a few days late on this because the ship relevant to the Pistons has already sailed thanks to Orlando's win over Boston last night. But I'm introducing a new word here and now (or new, per Google): playdraftology. Now, I take playoffology and draftology to mean what it takes ... http://www.keef.net/oppsie/2007/04/16/little-jack-horner/