So my favorite new site to play with is Merriam-Webster’s.
I’ve used it for a long time just for traditional purposes, looking up words, antonyms, synonyms, definitions. It’s always handy. Recently, they added a new audio feature. Many words have little “speaker” symbols next to them that you can click on and hear a dry academic type say the word. It’s supposed to help you with pronunciation, or some crap.
It’s the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Not only is it inherently hilarious, you can come up with some of the most whoop-ass combinations ever:
and the best one ever:
Check it out. Have some fun.