pretzlboy02: man, nobody is up for the quickest roadtrip of all time to the greatest city of all time

TheRobotMonkey: when I dropped out of college, Pete, I sacrificed certain freedoms

TheRobotMonkey: one of those being no responsibilities

pretzlboy02: that freedom will return someday

TheRobotMonkey: yes, but I won’t be driving anywhere when I’m dead