TheRobotMonkey: Wanna ear?

Jules Slander: NO. FUCK YOU, MCNASTY.

TheRobotMonkey: oh come on. you can put it on a key chain for good luck

Jules Slander: sick dude. die.

TheRobotMonkey: I clean them

TheRobotMonkey: daily

Jules Slander: die?

TheRobotMonkey: just think. you can pull it out at parties and it’ll blow people’s minds

Jules Slander: this conversation is OVER.

TheRobotMonkey: goddammit, you totally want an ear

TheRobotMonkey: just admit it

Jules Slander: shut up!

Jules Slander: yoy belligerent fuck! sick!

TheRobotMonkey: how about a big toe?

TheRobotMonkey: or even the little one

TheRobotMonkey: this piggy went to market…

Jules Slander: jesus christ, bill. fuck you.


TheRobotMonkey: Ok.

TheRobotMonkey: You win.

Jules Slander: heh.

TheRobotMonkey: How about my ring finger?

Jules Slander: FUCK

Jules Slander: OFF

Jules Slander: FUCKER.

TheRobotMonkey: ok ok ok

TheRobotMonkey: tough crowd

TheRobotMonkey: sheesh

Jules Slander: as per usual.

TheRobotMonkey: I’d give my arm and a leg for a… oh yeah

Jules Slander: you are being soooo bill. this must end.

Jules Slander: in death.

TheRobotMonkey: I don’t even know where this is coming from. I’ve never tried forcing people to take my toes before

Jules Slander: do you know how much i hate feet anyhow? not to mention severed parts of them?

TheRobotMonkey: What if I ball it up and put it in a sock>?

TheRobotMonkey: wait wait wait

TheRobotMonkey: let me save you the trouble

TheRobotMonkey: DIE BILL

TheRobotMonkey: DIE

TheRobotMonkey: DIE

TheRobotMonkey: DIE

TheRobotMonkey: Ok, better?

Jules Slander: there you go. done and done.


2003-03-07 – 12:55 a.m.

May I pretend: man, I make like less then 8 to wrestle mentally retarded people

May I pretend: haha

TheRobotMonkey: that sounds like a pay-per-view event

TheRobotMonkey: Tard Wranglin’

May I pretend: yeah, I’m actually training for the tardtackle championship this April

TheRobotMonkey: You better beat those tards down

May I pretend: yeah, I go to practice every day after school

May I pretend: it’s pretty intense.

TheRobotMonkey: do you psyche them out by screaming things like “look it’s big bird!” or “there’s a ninja turtle on a pony!”?

May I pretend: haha

TheRobotMonkey: if I was a tard, that’d get my attention

May I pretend: I feel so dirty for talking like this

May I pretend: hahah

May I pretend: I’m going to go pray for my soul now

TheRobotMonkey: you can light a candle and count rosary beads for my soul tommorow

TheRobotMonkey: I’ll be at the Omaha Beef game