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THAT TIME THE ROBOT LITTERBOX DIDN’T WORK

As a cat owner, I handle feces regularly. Handling feces is gross. Many cat owners are also not super-crazy about handling a whole bunch of feces, so we sometimes talk to each other about ways that we can minimize the … Continue reading

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OH DON’T ASK WHY

So, an internet forum that I frequent recently had a post asking for recommendations for “the best whiskey bar in Manhattan.” Welp. I couldn’t resist: If you’re looking for the best whiskey bar in Manhattan, look no further than The … Continue reading

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ON FOXES AND ANESTHESIOLOGISTS

This conversation discusses the fable of The Anesthesiologist and the King of Foxes, which is one of my Horrible Little Fables series; if you haven’t read it, you probably should before you read this. My conversation partner is Bill, who … Continue reading

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CORN RIGS AND BARLEY RIGS

So this beautiful bastard showed up in the mail last week. It’s older than the Constitution. HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY! DON’T BECOME A HUMAN SACRIFICE FOR DRUIDS IN 2015!

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2014 YEAR IN REVIEW

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