DJ Stereo: http://www.amazon.com/JBL-10-Two-Way-Bookshelf-Speakers/dp/B000O8SKZA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1304527657&sr=1-2
DJ Stereo: No comments? I am aghast.
DJ Keef: Oh, did you not already order them?
DJ Stereo: Don’t be silly, Keith, of course I ordered them.
DJ Keef: Good man, good man.
DJ Stereo: I still have room in my home that must be filled with equipment!
DJ Keef: Hm.  You know what you should do instead?
DJ Keef: Have you ever seen or read anything about Temple Grandin?
DJ Stereo: not that I recall, no
DJ Keef: Okay, well, she’s a high-level autistic.  She was played by Claire Danes in some TV thing recently.  Anyway, the point is that she invented a hug machine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine
DJ Keef: You should make one.
DJ Keef: Except instead of blankets, yours will be made out of stereo components.  So every day, you can climb into it and feel as though you are being slowly crushed by stereo parts and speakers.  Which is what you clearly desire.
DJ Stereo: That’s already happening, though.
DJ Keef: Clearly, it’s not.  Or at least, not fast enough for you.
DJ Keef: You could just line one of your closets with all this shit and then like wedge yourself into it at night to sleep.
DJ Keef: “Grandin’s device did not meet with unmitigated approval at first, as psychologists at her high school sought to confiscate her prototype hug machine.”
DJ Stereo: My closet is also lined with stereo shit, other components not currently in use.  But once this pair of bookshelf speakers arrives, I’ll have enough to do themed rooms.
DJ Stereo: a JBL room, an Infinity room, and a Polk audio room.
DJ Stereo: I’m gonna have to do some funky wiring though, once they get here, since the amp in the bedroom only drives one speaker pair.
DJ Stereo: I’ll have to do a “parallel-series” wiring to keep the impedance at 8 ohms.
DJ Keef: Then maybe later you can masturbate on a circuitboard.
DJ Keef: While pressing your face into a first pressing vinyl record of “Blue Monday.”
DJ Stereo: Why you gotta hate, man
DJ Keef: Hate?  Oh no.  This is LOVE.

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