WELCOME TO SCRIDLEYS ‘R’ US

Lisa: the cat’s still alive, so there is that
Keef: awww little guy
Lisa: he’s like a tiny version of that puss in boots cat from shrek w/r/t facial expressions
Keef: hahahaha
Lisa: i wanna take a picture, but would like to respect his privacy
Keef: hahahahaha
Lisa: he’s so bored in the bathroom all day
Keef: heh.  i would be too.
Lisa: i left a tim powers book in there but he can’t read it.  can a paperback get ringworm?
Keef: I believe that it can.  Make sure you check the paperback’s anus for scridleys.
Lisa: scridleys!!!  I’ll just rub monistat 7 all over it.
Keef: that’s probably a good idea.
Lisa: tough actin’ tinactin.  boy, i’m going to get some interesting google ads out of this conversation.
Keef: BUY SCRIDLEYS NOW!!!!! www.ebay.com
Lisa: search for SCRIDLEYS at powell’s books!
Keef: hee hee
Lisa: A+++ WOULD BUY SCRIDLEYS AGAIN
Keef: WAS DISAPPOINTED, SCRIDLEYS SMALLER THAN DESC. (Neutral)
Lisa: i included a full description of scridleys and it is not my fault the buyer cannot understand the metric system.  furthermore, the return envelope had cat urine stains on it
Keef: hahahahaha
Lisa: hey, google says you invented that word!  NICE GOIN’!  shall we adjourn to urban dictionary?
Keef: my dad invented it, actually
Keef: “GODDAMMIT KEITH LOOK AT THIS PLACE!  HOW DID YOU GET ALL THESE LITTLE SCRIDLEYS ALL OVER THE CARPET?!  YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS ROOM UNTIL YOU PICK UP ALL THESE SCRIDLEYS!”