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IT’S BANGED UP AND BRUISED AND IT’S ALL GONE SO RUSTY

The best class I ever took in college was a four-credit-hour lab in the political science department entitled “The Perceived Safety of Travel: Building the Perfect Car Bomb.” We covered the history, science, and technology of car bombs, from the … Continue reading

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HOLLY JOLLY

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FIVE REASONS MONOTONIX IS THE BEST LIVE BAND TODAY

1. They don’t use the stage. Every time I’ve seen them– which is a lot— they always either start the show off the stage down in the audience, or start on the stage and then quickly move down into the … Continue reading

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SIR THIS IS A LEGAL MATTER

At my job, one of my peripheral duties is to answer the main desk phone. This means that calls come in on an infrequent but regular basis, about one or two calls per hour, and usually from a small number … Continue reading

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knives in the back of me

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