PREFACE: The person herein referred to as “DJ Skoopz” is a person that until recently was a co-worker of mine, and has since left to work at a local chain of ice cream shoppes. The chain at which she works is well-known for having old-school analog photobooths.
DJ Keef: MAKE ME SOME ICE CREAM!
DJ Skoopz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DJ Keef: Is that your answer because you are not at work, DJ Skoopz? I think if you were at work and if I were a customer your answer would be entirely different.
DJ Keef: Does your location have a functional photobooth?
DJ Skoopz: Not yet. We haven’t really opened yet. But when we do, you shall be informed.
DJ Keef: Are y’all planning to have a functional photobooth? The photobooths are one of the main reasons I go to that chain of stores.
DJ Skoopz: Yeesssssss.
DJ Keef: Last month I went to SIX DIFFERENT LOCATIONS trying to find a functional photobooth. Only the South Lamar location had one that worked. The one at Westgate ate my money and didn’t spit out any photos. All the rest just had signs saying they were resting.
DJ Skoopz: I’ll ask about this.
DJ Keef: Well. You shouldn’t do anything that might get you in hot water.
DJ Keef: Let’s leave that for the scoops!
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System Message: DJ Skoopz has gone offline.